I think it’s time we stopped playing games, Ellen. Yes, I’m talking to you Ellen DeGeneres. It’s time to stop playing hard to get and making us swoon after you. It was cute at first, but it’s time to acknowledge how badly you want to help out women’s soccer in America.
I have written various pieces about my quest to work with Ellen DeGeneres and how it is a journey that began years ago. (see “Dear Ellen: Will You Be My Disco Dance Partner” and “Are You There Ellen DeGeneres? It’s Me, Amy” in previous blog entries) Now it is taking on a new form though. I am still 110% (eh, maybe 118%) behind my idea to come on as a correspondent for The Ellen Show doing sketches and interviews surrounding women’s soccer but there is a bigger issue at hand now. There may not even be a professional league left next season. So there is a large group of fans who do not want to see this league fail doing everything they can do to help it succeed and continue on as a prosperous league. There is an old expression; the pen is mightier than the sword. Personally, if I owned a sword and knew how to use it I’d be charging in on a horse, Knight-style demanding a league. But I do not. I know how to write…kind of…so that’s what I’ll do.
The Women’s Professional Soccer league (WPS) is in need of a 6th owner for a new team in order for the league to continue running. Many of us fans are reaching out to a certain celebrity, Ellen DeGeneres to help save the league and become an owner. I have a list of reasons why Ellen should get involved.
1- Ellen is the greatest human alive. WPS is the greatest league alive. Done deal.
2- Ellen showed support for the US Women’s National Team this summer during their run at the World Cup.
3- Ellen would be an entrepreneurial owner; designing the uniforms with some Ellen flare, choreographing an opening number for the team to enter the field, hiring an English DJ to entertain during halftime AND she could instate an opening monologue into soccer. (Which I suppose I could fill in for her here and there on that one. Hint, hint. Wink, wink. Subtle, subtle)
4- Ellen would be able to turn a whole new viewing audience onto women’s soccer. The viewers are out there, but without the proper marketing, exposure and air time they will never be given the opportunity to become true fans.
5- The world without WPS would be far less bright and would leave great sadness behind. This would cause Ellen to have to start working overtime in order to bring more laughter and light into people’s lives where there is now a giant gaping black hole of WPS-less existence.
6- I used Arrested Development as an analogy in my last blog about saving the WPS. Portia De Rossi, Ellen’s wife, brilliantly acted in Arrested Development and portrayed one of my favorite characters, Lindsay Bluth. Brilliant yet under rated show / brilliant yet under rated league. We saw what happened there; Ellen can’t let it happen to the WPS too! Brilliance needs to be rewarded.
7- The WPS and Ellen are both all about good causes. The WPS has been a strong supporter of Breast Cancer Awareness through “Project Pink” games and also various other local causes amongst the communities they play in.
8- Piggybacking off #7…one of the teams, the Western New York Flash, held a dog day where they teamed up with the local ASPCA to find homes for animals and also encouraged dog owners to bring them out to the game. Ellen is a HUGE advocate for animal rights and an animal lover. The possibilities are endless in the amount of good Ellen could do through a team.
I could probably make a list to 100 if I had the time. (Or the attention span) But you all get the picture. Ellen DeGeneres and the WPS would be a perfect match and I hope we get to see it happen.
Ellen, if you’re out there: Please consider this. If you need to make a pros and cons list I am more than happy to swing by your pad and speak with you. We can make a list, have some coffee, dance, me you and Portia can go shopping, maybe play a prank on Taylor Swift…we’ll make a day of it. After thinking about it you will see what a great opportunity this could be. This league inspires young girls and shows them that they can succeed and live their dreams. It inspires adults to stay active and get into shape by seeing such strength and endurance displayed. It inspires parents to teach their kids to be healthy and active and it gives them role models for their kids to look up to. This is a league with talent, skill, entertainment, endurance, aggression, grace, poise and it’s filled with athletes who possess all of those things plus a level head on their shoulders who are all smart, kind, and beautiful and they are idols to many. Please help save this league and give it hope for the future.
Call me up when you’re ready to sit down and discuss. I’ll be by the phone in my Ellen wig dancing over a coffee table anxiously waiting.
Also take a look….
Check out this site for sure. Great organization helping to put the word out there and gives instructions on how you can help!
Another way to help…a petition you MUST sign started by an awesome dedicated fan!
And yet…another way to help! Another petition! SIGN!